Dice, Love

love dice
Confused by the ever-changing rules of love? Want a simple way to determine your best course of action with that special someone? Stop relying on your charisma to make people fall in love with you…let the dice do it for you! You may think this sounds like yet another of those love-prediction scams, and you’d be right. But this one actually works! No, really. Just roll the first die to learn if the object of your affection feels the same way. Roll the second die to decide if you should call them or not. Roll the third die to decide if you should ask him/her out or wait to be asked.

Dating has never been this easy…or random!

(Englanninkielinen)